Saturday, February 19, 2011

After the Fall's Forever Medicine Kit (tm)

For the survivalist who has everything, a new gift: the gift of life. You can make your own bow and arrows to hunt feed yourself and yours. You've installed a passive solar heating system and invested heavily in insulation to keep your cabin warm through those cold Colorado winters.  You even set in a supply of seeds for all the crops you'll need and a few you don't quite know how to cook. Because after the fall, it's going to be a long, lonely time and there's no one going to be there to lend a hand.

You have the top of the line survival medicine kit, you've read through all the manuals, you're ready to set a bone or perform CPR. But your medicine chest, deep and rich though it might be today, one day is going to run out. And a little cut starts to look pretty serious when the last tube of antibiotics just ran out. Which is why you need After the Fall's new Forever Medicine Kit (tm).

Kit includes:
Penicillium fungi spores
Bacilus subtilis, granulated colonies
Willow seedlings (Don't be alarmed that it looks like a stick! This is a 100% guaranteed viable seedling in a dormant state)
And much more! A total of 21 different spores, seeds, and seedlings.

128 page instruction booklet gives detailed directions on how to produce and purify lifesaving drugs using the same raw materials currently employed by the industrial pharmaceutical industry. Make your own aspirin, penicillin, and bacitracin, just to name a few. Booklet printed on TYVEK for maximum durability.

With the Forever Medicine Kit and proper management of your biological medicinal stock, you will be able to produce key drugs, proven by 100+ years of scientific medical research to be effective on a wide range of ailments, injuries, and diseases, within the comforts of your own homestead. This Kit provides the seed material and the straight-forward instructions you need to make the drugs you'll need.

NOTE: these drugs are to be used only in EMERGENCY SURVIVAL situations. After the Fall takes no responsibility for the proper preparation and ultimate effects of any of the drugs produced by these seed materials and instructions. Proper preparation assumes the availability of commonly found materials and equipment, like sterile bottles, wood or charcoal, bread, rice, or similar feedstock, and healthy soils. Not all seeds and trees will grow in all climates.

Yesterday menu:
breakfast: donut
lunch: cheese and crackers
dinner: black bean soup ala Atticus, greens salad with lemon honey miso dressing, crusty bread and olive oil with zahtar

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